Dear Diary: The True Story of My Epic Life Battle in 3 Minutes!

Dear Diary,

This is the most epic depiction and true story of my life told to you in about 3 short minutes!  Fucking sweet! This mini short film is literally based off of my real life.

I literally battled real agents just like this in the 3D realm, but I also battled 3 reptilians or beasts in 4D realm last year in December!!  I killed all of them and then I flew back up into my council.  It was so strange because at that time I had no idea what was happening to me.  All I knew was that it was all real.

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I looked up into the sky and a portal of light opened up!  It was a circle and there were a bunch of Angels looking down on me, watching my battle.  Then I flew up there to be with them and then it continues…. ’til this very day.  Oh, except for the reptilians.  After I slained 3 of them last year they have stopped bothering me.

They DID however, ask me to join their team before the battle began.  Of course I politely apologized before I turned down the deal and then BAM MOTHERFUCKER!  The battle began!  It was only me against all 3 of them!  It was epic!  I was blasting out sonic booms all over the damn Universe!

It sounded like SUPER LOUD drums or marching band noises echoing out in space!  I don’t know how else to describe it in this 3D language but that’s what it sounded like.  I finally killed them, and then right after that I had to perform at a live concert at one of my shows on tour in Germany at that time. In between this let’s listen to New Tila Tequila Music: It’s Going Down!! (MUST HEAR)

I remember I was so tired from the battle that I was about to faint.  I felt like I was literally about to die because the battle drained all of my energy, but I knew I could not let down my fans.  I knew I could not cancel.


I almost wanted to cry, but instead…  just like the Warrior that I am… I picked my ass up, threw on a sexy red dress, and rocked the motherfucking house down and everyone loved it, of course!  Little did they know though, that right before my performance, I had literally just come back from a massive space battle with 3 reptilians!  *SIGH*  Life is fucking amazing….

when you’re a Warrior, that is.  hehe.  Oh, and as for those agents on 3D earth… I fucking kicked all of their asses too!  All of them!  I kicked their asses so bad that some of them actually became my greatest allies!  ”If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” – That’s exactly what they did.  I am a force to be reckoned with!  They know it too, but there is truce now between us so we’re good.  Just as long as they keep their end of the deal…. or else…… *Giggles*  *Flys Away*

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